Dear Sir, Some people maintain that Don Quixote by Cervantes is the greatest work of fiction in the Spanish language.
I maintain that it is not so, the greatest work of fiction in ANY language is the Majorca Bus Timetable!! Seriously, we love the island though prices are getting a little too high in many places. We come here every year at this time for five or six weeks and we love it, we will keep coming until prices get too high.

A and J Lowe
El Toro/Cheshire
PS I sent a similar message by post but if the post is as good as the Bus Timetable I doubt it will arrive before June!!