MAY
David Cameron forms Government with 20 majority.

JUNE
Government sells Health Service to German Company EnHeS for 20 billion pounds.
They immediately set charges: 50 pounds for Doctors appointment, 25 pounds each prescription, 200 pounds daily rate for hospitals, 5.000 pounds for operations.

George Osborne says ”We had to stop the bleeding. It wasn't making a profit.“

JULY
Government sells Post Office to Arab consortium for 15 billion pounds. Leighton CEO, pays himself 4 millions pounds.
George Osborne says ”We had to stop the bleeding. It wasn't making a profit.“

AUGUST
Government sells BBC to Rupert Murdoch's SKY for 15 billion pounds. They undertake not to put more than 15 minutes of adverts in each hour of programmes.

George Osborne says “We had to stop the bleeding. It wasn't making a profit."

SEPTEMBER
Government sells Scotland to SNAP for 10 billion pounds. George Osborne says “We had to stop the bleeding. It wasn't making a profit.“

OCTOBER
German company sells Health Service to USA company IMP Inc. (Illness Makes Profit) for 30 billion pounds. They immediately double charges.

NOVEMBER
Ryan air start to weigh passengers and charge excess over 10 stone 1 pound for every lb.

DECEMBER
David Cameron denies considering a bid from an Australian Group to take over England (What's left of it!).

From Ron Bronstein, Pollensa

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