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SEND us your best George W. Bush jokes and/or famous/most memorable misquotes.

Here are two favourites from Graham Phillips:- n Bush and his Cabinet are having a meeting, when the Secretary of Defence looks up from a paper he is reading, and says “Hum,... we had a Brazilian killed yesterday in Iraq”. No one pays much attention except Bush, who becomes very agitated, and then asks “Is a Brazillion more than a million?” n Yesterday there was a fire in the Presidential library at the White House. Unfortunately both of President Bush's books were destroyed. The really tragic part was that he had not had time to finish colouring one of them.