It's one of those clichés of hotel publicity. 'Just like being at home.' 'Your home from home.' 'Where you'll feel like you're at home.' As advertising goes, this type of slogan leaves much to be desired. A hotel can never be like a home, unless perhaps you have servants who are akin to being chefs, waiters and chambermaids; your own spa with beauty treatment facilities; and a vast pool with its own mini-waterpark in your back garden.