After a weekend when I was asked “What do you call a Chinese lady with a food processor on her head ?” – (A) Blenda ! – Real Mallorca caused a major upset on Saturday night in front of 15,437 jubilant supporters beating lacklustre La Liga champions Atletico Madrid 1-0. It’s the first time we’ve done the double over them since 1999. The win was also our first in La Liga since February and we kept our first clean sheet since we drew 0-0 against Celta Vigo on December 10. Kosovan striker Vedat Muriqi was Mallorca’s hero, scoring with a 67th minute penalty, giving us a massive boost in our fight against relegation.