Love Holidays. Doesn't everyone? Love holidays, that is. And sometimes, ah, there is the holiday romance. Love on holiday. Yes, but it's not just about the love, is it? Sex as well. Who'd have thought. And the implied sex. That's part of the deal, and this deal also entails booze (quite a bit of it) plus ... plus, whatever. Anything goes. Oh no, it doesn't. Calvia town hall has been saying this for a time. The Balearic government is definitely now saying it. There's a decree for the "tourism of the excesses", a grand decree title that can be nicknamed booze tourism law, or sex and booze tourism law. You know the score, and you also know where we're talking about. Magalluf, or if one is being very precise, Punta Ballena, although that's somewhat misleading, especially when you're out at sea on a party boat. Still, Punta Ballena will do as shorthand. Everyone knows what you mean.