The tagliatelle bolognese was seriously lacking in lubrication. | Andrew Valente
A Jack Nicholson film (I forget the name) has a marvellous scene in which he and the female lead (I forget who it was) are in a roadside cafeteria and he’s ordering a sandwich. He wants a simple one but the waitress says they didn’t do that, but he could have something similar and tells him what it is. But he’s not interested in that and suggests something else.