Are you sleeping okay? Well, if you’re not you might consider sleeping alone. I say this because as the temperature rises it is not always comfortable or particularly restful sleeping with the enemy. Tradition demands that couples have to sleep together whatever the temperature or humidity level and if they do not, their relationship is deemed to be on a downward spiral, a slippery slope, thin end-of-the-wedge - you know the sort of thing? What utter rubbish… is what I say. My argument is that if you lay wide awake at night tossing and turning, keeping your partner awake - that’s grounds for divorce, not the fact that mooch off to the spare bedroom for a decent night’s kip. For a start, men’s body temperatures seem to be a couple of degrees higher than women’s, so you don’t have to be a biological genius to work out that men might need something at night that women don’t really like - air conditioning! Many a night I have stalked out of the bedroom, pillow and top-sheet under my arm in high dudgeon after being evicted for doing something dreadful. It might be breathing in a funny way, or moving my feet about in an irritating fashion; I was once sent packing for turning-over “aggressively.” One thing is for certain - if you have sleeping issues, the man always does the moving, even if you are fast asleep and don’t have any problems at all.
As it hots up - are you still sleeping with the enemy?
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